Jay leno is a television personality who hosts a popular chat show... aired on zee cafe. He saw the lighter side of the global finanical turmoil. Some of the jokes cracked in his show...
1) "The US has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buidings standing. It's called the stock market"
2) "Presidents Bush's response to this economic crisis was to meet with some small business owners at a soda shop in San Antonio, Texas, this week. Well the bad news? The small business owneres are now General Motors, General Electric, and Century 21"
3) "You think he (Bush) even understands whats going on? Like today, they asked about the credit crunch, he said it was his favourite candy bar"
4) "Whats the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? A pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari"
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